Man allegedly sets blaze because of late dinner (AP)

Man allegedly sets blaze because of late dinner
(AP)
Kanawha County authorities said a marital spat over a late dinner has landed a man in jail on an arson charge. Lt. Sean Crosier of the Sheriff's Department said 60-year-old Guy Edward Jones came home Sunday and got angry because his wife, Beverly Jones, didn't have dinner on the table.
Crosier said the couple fought and Beverly Jones ran to a neighbor's house. Crosier said she turned and saw flames coming out of the basement and her husband exiting through the basement door.
Guy Jones was in the South Central Regional Jail on Monday afternoon in lieu of $50,000 bond. It could not be determined whether he had a lawyer.

I can only assume that the man went down in to the basement to grab more beer and was attacked by fiery demons from hell. They fought, and in the end he killed the demon. Unfortunately, the demon, in it's death throws caught the curtains on fire and the whole place went up in a blaze of glory. It's a pity he never got to have that beer.