Man with knife in chest orders coffee. Talks about the weather.

A man who walked into a Michigan diner with a 5-inch knife stuck in his chest ordered a coffee and complained only about the cold weather.

The 52-year-old man, who has not been identified, called a 911 operator in Warren on Sunday night to ask that an ambulance be sent to Bray's, an eatery in neighboring Hazel Park.

He said he had been stabbed during an attempted robbery half a mile away, then walked to the restaurant and called 911 from a pay phone.

On a recording of the call, the man gives a vague description of his attacker before saying, "I'm gonna sit down at Bray's 'cause they got a chair and it's cold out here."

Restaurant employee George Mirdita tells The Detroit News the man calmly ordered coffee.

Police said Tuesday that the man is recovering.

SFGate

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Amish man arrested for DUI. The horse was not charged.

 Police in central Pennsylvania arrested an Amish man on drunk driving charges over the weekend after he was found asleep in his moving buggy. Police said a 22-year-old man was slumped over and asleep in a slow-moving buggy on Sunday night.

An off-duty officer from nearby reported seeing the horse pulling the buggy at a walking pace as it straddled the center line.
Police said a breathalyzer test snowed the man's blood-alcohol content was 0.18, more than twice the 0.08 legal limit for drivers.

SFGate

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Man cleared of murder charges after police decide the murderer was a moose.

A man in Sweden has been cleared of all charges in the murder of his wife after the police decided that she was most likely killed by a moose.  The man was held in jail for 10 days before being released after hairs and saliva from a European Elk were found on the victims body. Now that is one pissed off moose.

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Thief threatens to blow up restauarant with sausage.

Upset over a recent break-up with his girlfriend, a man in China attempted to turn a piece of meat into a deadly device. The “Huashang Morning Post” is reporting that a man was arrested after he threatened to blow up a restaurant with sausages. The 23-year-old was dining at an establishment in Benxi when he grabbed the restaurant owner’s daughter, put a knife to her neck, and demanded money. Employees and other diners wrestled him to the ground, but when the police arrived he revealed what appeared to be a belt of explosives. Fortunately, police were treated to a good laugh when they quickly realized that the man had a collection of sausages around his waist.

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Poster depicting Joseph and Mary naked in bed makes some Christians angry.

This one should be pretty self explanatory. The below poster was prominently featured at a church in
Auckland, New Zealand. The picture caused quite a controversy among local Christians. I have tried very hard to find this poster offensive, but I simply can't stop laughing long enough to do so.

Daily Mail

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Scientists claim your pet is more dangerous to the environment than Exxon!

In this ridiculous article from the AFP in Paris Scientists are claiming that cats and dogs have a high carbon footprint, the type of food they eat can make it worse, the carbon footprint of your cat par year is equal to driving a Volvo for the same period of time.Not to mentio the fact that if you take your animals out for a walk your are destroying the biodiversity of your neighborhood because your animal might kill another animal or poop in a stream.

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Welcome to the Scrotal Zone.

The Scrotal Zone takes it name from the Simon Pegg movie 'Run, Fat Boy, Run.' in which Pegg explains that after jogging he had a rash and some itching in his "Scrotal Zone". The purpose of this website to gather things that I find amusing, or ridiculously funny and post them for your enjoyment. there are of course plenty such sites out there and I will link to them in my list of sites I like. I will try as much as possible from posting content already found on sites such as FAIL blog and i can haz cheezburger? But there is no guarantee that I will get to something before it has been posted to another site.

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