Man with knife in chest orders coffee. Talks about the weather.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

A man who walked into a Michigan diner with a 5-inch knife stuck in his chest ordered a coffee and complained only about the cold weather. The 52-year-old man, who has not been identified, called a 911 operator in Warren on Sunday night to ask that...
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Amish man arrested for DUI. The horse was not charged.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

 Police in central Pennsylvania arrested an Amish man on drunk driving charges over the weekend after he was found asleep in his moving buggy. Police said a 22-year-old man was slumped over and asleep in a slow-moving buggy on Sunday night. An...
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Man cleared of murder charges after police decide the murderer was a moose.

A man in Sweden has been cleared of all charges in the murder of his wife after the police decided that she was most likely killed by a moose.  The man was held in jail for 10 days before being released after hairs and saliva from a European Elk...
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Thief threatens to blow up restauarant with sausage.

Upset over a recent break-up with his girlfriend, a man in China attempted to turn a piece of meat into a deadly device. The “Huashang Morning Post” is reporting that a man was arrested after he threatened to blow up a restaurant with sausages. The...
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Poster depicting Joseph and Mary naked in bed makes some Christians angry.

This one should be pretty self explanatory. The below poster was prominently featured at a church in Auckland, New Zealand. The picture caused quite a controversy among local Christians. I have tried very hard to find this poster offensive, but I simply...
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Scientists claim your pet is more dangerous to the environment than Exxon!

In this ridiculous article from the AFP in Paris Scientists are claiming that cats and dogs have a high carbon footprint, the type of food they eat can make it worse, the carbon footprint of your cat par year is equal to driving a Volvo for the same...
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Welcome to the Scrotal Zone.

The Scrotal Zone takes it name from the Simon Pegg movie 'Run, Fat Boy, Run.' in which Pegg explains that after jogging he had a rash and some itching in his "Scrotal Zone". The purpose of this website to gather things that I find amusing, or ridiculously...
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